Bristol Palin, who reportedly gets paid $30,00 per speech on the topic of abstinence, is once again unmarriedly-pregnant. Listen, as one who can't yet technically get married (fingers-crossed, SCOTUS), I couldn't care less about her marital status. What I care about is how she's somehow propped herself up as a moral authority, judging the rest of us while encouraging her 5-year-old to hurl gay slurs and getting into drunken brawls. No surprise her statement is riddled with petulance; the line about not wanting sympathy reminds me of her teen pregnancy PSA ("What if I didn't come from a famous family?").
Anyway, I found a couple haikus buried in her statement. And no, Bristol -- a haiku isn't something you should avoid eating while pregnant...
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Constant Troll
Huge disappointment
I've been trying my hardest
The constant troll
Grace
Dignity and grace
I don't want any lectures
Nothing I can't do
Anyway, I found a couple haikus buried in her statement. And no, Bristol -- a haiku isn't something you should avoid eating while pregnant...
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Huge disappointment
I've been trying my hardest
The constant troll
Grace
Dignity and grace
I don't want any lectures
Nothing I can't do
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